bird flu, anthrax, thrush, I’ve had the lot
I’ve just caught something new, they won’t say what
I’ve searched all through the media
and looked on Wikipedia
and now I know exactly what I think I’ve got
hypochondria – it’s the ultimate disease
hypochondria – just a minute – I think I may be going to sneeze


words and music ⓒ2015 by Michael Coates


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